19th Hole Lounge
Saturday July 4th, 2009
OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM BY WHITNEY HOUSTON AT SUPER BOWL 25:
PATRIOTIC ELVIS:
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!
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Patriotic Bikini's/Body Painting
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Friday July 3rd, 2009
HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE FOURTH OF JULY WEEKEND!!!
Wednesday July 1st, 2009
TIP FROM LEGENDARY MICKEY WRIGHT: Wide arc for more distance. Tip comes half way into the video. (1964)
Elaine Kramer...after a doing a few of our golf stretching exercises: Results not typical, consult your physician before...
Reader comment: ( 7/1/2009) I've got to get my wife doing some of those stretches! John C. (Pa.)
Tuesday June 29th, 2009
"GIRLS OF POOL?" (Try concentrating on your next shot with Jennifer Barretta standing by the pocket! Jen's a professional pool player, as well as a former tennis and fitness champ! Jen's agreed to be our first pro in our new "Women of Sports" gallery coming soon!) Jen's Bio.
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We'll have a revealing full gallery of this lovely Pro Pool champion in the coming weeks! ...and the golf connection? Jen's favorite pro athlete is Tiger Woods. Does it ever end Tiger? Geez.
KRAMER "SUCKS" AT GOLF:
CADDYSHACK CLIPS:
Monday June 28th, 2009
ZUZANA OF BODYROCK TV: SQUATS FOR STRONGER LEGS ...FARTHER DRIVES....or just sit back and enjoy the video as Z's very hot!
JOKES OF THE DAY:
(HOT BLONDE JOINS 4-SOME)
A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde carrying her golf bag approached them.
She explained that her golf partner had an emergency that called her away and asked the trio if she could join them.
Naturally, the guys all agreed.
Smiling,the blonde thanked them and said, 'Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore. If any of you want to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear, tell off-color stories or do anything that you normally do when playing a round together, go for it . But, I enjoy playing golf, consider myself pretty good at it, so don't try to coach me on how to play my shots.'
With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to drive first.
All eyes were fastened on her shapely figure as she bent over to place her ball on the tee. She then took her driver and ripped one 270 yards down the middle.
The father's mouth was agape. 'That was beautiful,' he said.
The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really didn't get into it, hit it off the toe a bit."
After the three guys hit their drives and second shots, it was the girl's turn again and she promptly lofted a wedge to within 3 feet of the hole.
The son said, "Damn, that was beautiful!"
Having the honors on the next hole, she crushed one and it landed 300 yards away in the middle of the fairway.
For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde continued to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting par or better on every hole.
When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was two under par, and had a very nasty 12-footer for birdie and a 69.
She turned to the father, son, and grandfather and said, "I really want to thank you all for not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me how to play every shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really love to break 70 on this course! If any one of you can help me I'll take you back to my apartment, pour some 35-year-old Scotch in you, fix you a steak dinner and show you the best time you've ever had the rest of the night."
The young son jumped at the thought!
He dashed across the green, carefully eyeing the line of the putt and finally said,
"Aim right about 6 inches and hit it firm. It should break right into the cup."
The father then knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb. 'Don't listen to the kid, darlin', You want to hit it softly 10 inches to the right and It'll break right in.
The old gray-haired grandfather slowly walked over to the blonde's ball, picked it up and handed it to her. "Gimmie Sweetheart, it's good."
The blonde smiled and said, 'Your car or mine?'
TIGER'S TEES
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into a gas station in Ireland. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ya".
As Tiger gets out of the car, two golf tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those little things, lad?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger. "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything!"
Saturday June 27th, 2009
ONE DOT OR TWO? (Paul Azinger wishes he'd said "two" when he was disqualified for playing a ball that Callaway had earlier pulled from Tour play because of "manufacturing runs beyond PGA TOUR tolerances.")..apparently "Zinger" didn't get the memo. full story
SAM WAS TOO FUNNY, THIS IS CLASSIC KINNESON:
Comment: 6/29/09... "Sam was the best! Loved him on Howard Stern. What a loss.
Jay
KEPT OUR ATTENTION:
Samsung Golf/Soccer Commercials. Nice set.
Comment: Dave S.: Where are these girls on my home course? Wow!
"TRY READING THE RULES SHANKAPODIMUS!"
Friday June 26th, 2009
BEAT IT:
R.I.P. M.J. :0(
Thursday June 25th, 2009
US WOMEN'S OPEN JUNE 26-28: (ISAG will have live scoring throughout. Just click any US OPEN banner on our site. Remember to rout for ISAG'S own Diana D'Alessio!!! GO DEE!
Wednesday June 24th, 2009
UNKNOWN GOLFER AT RANGE (very nice swing too! If you know her we could use her in our Girls of Golf gallery! E-mail us!)
Iron/Driver
Tuesday June 23rd, 2009
THIS WEEKS MODEL GOLFER: PAULA CREAMER
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Monday June 22nd, 2009
KID MAKES AMAZING BASKETBALL SHOT:
OBAMA SIGNS TOUGHEST ANTI-SMOKING LAW: (full story)
"I picked a bad week to give up smoking."
REASON #107 TO START YOUR KIDS ON GOLF EARLY:(amazing bike tricks...very cool.)
"WHERE'D YOU PULL THAT SHOT OUT OF"?
GLOVER WINS OPEN by 2. (ISAG round one pick Duval finishes second along with Mickleson and Barnes.) full story
ISAG could get no comment from Glover's press office. Apparently they are completely unaware of his amazing accomplishment at Bethpage Black today.
DALY'S BUS TOO BIG FOR TUNNEL: (Big John Daly's big tour bus scrapes tunnel. Driver of vehicle hit by bus debris claims injury.) Full story
OPEN STILL UP IN THE AIR with 6 to play!: (Tiger falters, Mickleson within 2 shots, leaders wilting, Duval hanging in there...)
