19th Hole Lounge
Sunday June 21st, 2009
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!
Saturday June 20th, 2009
MONDAY'S PAPER?:(full story)
Friday, June 19th, 2009
DAY ONE OF THE US OPEN, so naturally we have a crazy baseball bat trick to show you.
Thursday June 18th, 2009
HOW TO HIT A STINGER: (Joe Beck)
SERGIO'S FAMOUS 1999 PGA CHAMPIONSHIP TREE SHOT:
SAME TREE TODAY WITH A MESSAGE FOR SERGIO:
US OPEN RAIN DELAY TIME KILLER: ("Circle the Cat")
Stolen from Theo Spark website! (thanks!)
Wednesday June 17th, 2009
BETHPAGE BLACK, TOUGHEST COURSE ON TOUR? Full Story
A FATHER'S DAY WISH:
HOW TO HIT 300 YARD DRIVES: (This will help you understand the mechanics of the Driver Swing.)
Video courtesy "Ron del Barrio-The Passive Golf Swing"
Tuesday June 16th, 2009
GOLF EXERCISES: (From The Range w/Bill Dwyer)
The Range: Golf Exercises from Drinks at Six on Vimeo.
GOLF "TRUISM'S":
A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you need the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.
Golf balls are like eggs ~ they're white.. They're sold by the dozen ... And a week later you have to buy more.
It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart, drink beer and smoke cigars while performing brain surgery.
If profanity had any influence on the flight of a ball, most everyone would play better.
The greatest sound in golf is the Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh, of your opponent's club after he's hurled it down the fairway.
HAPPY GILMORE-BOB BARKER FIGHT SCENE:
Comment 6/18/09: "Loved this scene, thanks for posting it. Very fun web site". Billy D.
Monday June 15th, 2009
US OPEN BETTING ODDS:(As of 6/15/09, Source: The Spread)
Player |
Odds to win |
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| 1 | Tiger Woods | 3/2 |
| 2 | Phil Mickelson | 10-1 |
| 3 | Geoff Ogilvy | 18-1 |
| 4 | Jim Furyk | 20-1 |
| 5 | Padrig Harrington | 25/1 |
| 6 | Sergio Garcia | 28-1 |
| 7 | Rory McIlroy | 33/1 |
| 7 | Ernie Els | 33/1 |
| 7 | Vijay Singh | 33/1 |
| 7 | Steve Stricker | 33/1 |
| 7 | Sean O'Hair | 33/1 |
| 7 | Henrik Stenson | 33/1 |
| 8 | Anthony Kim | 40-1 |
| 8 | Zach Johnson | 40/1 |
| 9 | Lee Westwood | 50-1 |
| 9 | Angel Cabrera | 50-1 |
| 9 | Nick Watney | 50/1 |
| 9 | Hunter Mahan | 50/1 |
| 9 | Adam Scott | 50/1 |
| 9 | Ian Poulter | 50/1 |
| 9 | Rory Sabbatini | 50/1 |
| * | The Field | 5/2 |
*The Field includes all golfers that are over 100-1 to win. (at least that's our understanding of it.) Check out the link above for complete up to date odds if you're a betting person. We see nothing wrong with a wager within your means, but we are not associated with the above website other than providing the link as a resource. (we don't get any cut or commission in other words!...damn!)
Sunday, June 14th, 2009
BUGS BUNNY GOLFING:
AMAZING BASKETBALL SHOTS: (very cool)
SUNDAY JOKES:
GOLF GODS
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day.
As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his Parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and
everyone else was in church!
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"
The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I won't."
Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!
St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?" The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"
YOU'RE CURED
Summoning a golfing patient into his office, the psychiatrist looks at him happily. "You know, Jake, in this profession one rarely uses the word 'cure,' but after five years of therapy it is my distinct pleasure to pronounce you 100 per cent cured!"
To his surprise, an unhappy look comes over Jake's face. "What's wrong?" asks the shrink. "This is a great success for me and a triumph for you -- I thought you'd be jumping up and down with joy."
"Oh, it's great for you," the golfer snapped, "but look at it from my point of view. Last week I was Arnold Palmer. Today I'm a nobody."
R.I.P.
Two couples were out playing golf. One of the men sliced a ball out of the fairway. His wife went with him to look for it. They found it in a ground keeper's implement shed. Surveying things, the wife said, "I think you have a shot if I stand over here and hold the door open wider."
The man, not wanting to lose a stroke, agreed. He picked up a four iron, lined up the shot and and swung with all his might. He shanked the ball, which hit his wife on the head and killed her instantly.
It was six months months after the funeral and he decided to play golf again. On the same tee where the tragic accident happened, he sliced the ball again and . . . you guessed it . . . he was back in the shed again. This time the gentlemen riding in his cart suggested he hold the door open for him.
"No way," the man said. "It made that mistake once before. I'm not going to take another 9 on this hole."
Oops!
(*adult humor)
An oil man man was in Japan for as business meeting. He arrived a day early and went to a Japanese whore house. The girl he got spoke no English but soon their passions exploded and in the heat of intercourse she began yelling "Ohai Gazime" and wriggling wildly. He knew he had pleased her.
The next day, after his meeting, he played golf with his Japanese colleagues. One of his Japanese partners made a hole in one on a 165 yard par 3. Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling, "Ohai Gazime, "Ohai Gazime."
Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked: "`Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"
Saturday, June 13th, 2009
REAL ESTATE COLLAPSE:
LIKE MAGIC: (we've discovered that buying this T-shirt for your wife or girlfriend will immediately make her look like the lovely Dee Stacey pictured here. If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'.)
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Dee Stacey in her RIP IT skull T-shirt from ISUCKATGOLF.NET
(roll over image to change, click to enlarge...)
"HE DROPPED THE BALL": (As Yankee Fans here at ISAG, we didn't think anything could make us feel better after losing 3 in a row to Boston this week...we were wrong. This is from last nights Yankees/Met's game.)
Friday June 12, 2009
INFORMATION OVERLOAD SYNDROME: (Do you have it?)
I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE..., SOMEBODY'S ROBBING ME...(ah c'mon now, it's funny!)
GIFT IDEAS FOR DAD:
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JOKE OF THE DAY: (Golfing With God.)
Jesus, Moses and an old bearded man are golfing. Jesus tees up, hits his drive straight towards the hole only to find it bouncing toward the lone water hazard on the course. It flies to the water, stops and hovers just above the pond. Jesus approaches the pond, walks to its middle, and hits the hovering ball to within inches of the cup.
Moses steps up to the tee, finds his drive approaching the same water hazard. He raises his club, the pond waters part way and the ball comes to rest just short of the cup.
The older man hits a poor drive, it screams onto a nearby road, ricochets off a truck and hits the water. A frog intercepts it, only to be picked up by a passing eagle. The frog is lifted skyward, only to be dropped by the eagle to within inches of the cup. In his scramble to get away, the frog hits the ball, knocking it into the cup for a perfect hole in one.
Moses looks at Jesus and says "Boy, I hate golfing with your Dad "
Thursday June 11, 2009
FIT FOR GOLF: (The lovely Zuzana from BodyRockTV with a great chest and arms strengthening dumb bell exercise. Get stronger for an overall better game. Full article and more exercises...
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