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19th Hole Lounge
Saturday May 30th, 2009
COMING SOON! ...to our "Girls of Golf", the super hot MISSY! Bring a cold drink for this one!
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Update! Missy's page is done! Click picture to view!
Friday May 29th, 2009
REMEMBERING: 1940's-50's TRICK SHOT ARTIST, PIN-UP GIRL, AND "QUEEN OF THE B-MOVIE", JEANNE CARMEN: (August 4, 1930-December 20, 2007.) Full Bio.
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Jeanne Carmen ("Queen of the B-Movie")on Golf and Marilyn Monroe
Thursday May 28th, 2009
GOLF TRUE-ISMS & JOKES:
A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom putt very well.
Mulligan: "invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty-yard grounder!"... Jim Bishop
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit very small ball into a very small hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. ~ Winston Churchill
GOLF JOKE OF THE DAY:
The Police arrive on the scene of a domestic violence call and find a woman holding a bloody 5 iron standing over a bruised and battered man lying on the floor.
The detective asked,
"Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes," says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes I did", she said sobbing. "The bastard cheated on me!"
"How many times did you hit him ma'm?"
"I don't remember",she sobbed, five, six, maybe seven times... just put me down
for a five. "
W A R N I N G: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. |
ANOTHER "GOOD 'OL DAYS" PHOTO: (Bobby Jones and Caddy. click to enlarge.)
photo subject to copyright (don't even look at it.)
COORDINATION DRILL: (test and improve your hand-eye corrdination with this program from Neuro-Gym.)
Average Time: 20 seconds. Good Time: 15 seconds. Excellent Time: 12 seconds. Unbelievable Time: Less than 10 seconds.
(ISAG Record: 9.25 seconds)
FITNESS VIDEO TIP OF THE DAY: (Zuzana from BodyRockTV with a great shoulder exercise that'll help your drives. We'll be posting new videos from Suzana each week. Maybe we can get her to answer a few questions! We'll work on that one. Enjoy!)
Wednesday May 27th, 2009
HOW TO TURN THE TABLE ON A SALESMAN CALLING YOU AT HOME. (except for radio host laughing this is great.) courtesy TomMabe.com
THE COOL 'OL DAYS! (never before seen photo of Jack Nicklaus!) photo courtesy www.raregolfpictures.com
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ISAG'S OWN DAVID FINEG (aka the Golf Guru) helps golfer solve his problem with "The Big Dog." ;0)
Tuesday May 26th, 2009
THE BUDWEISER OPEN? WHY NOT? The PGA is finally coming around to the idea of allowing "liquor-company" sponsors. What was unthinkable in a strong economy seems to be just what the bartender ordered now.
The PGA may have finally taken notice that every host course of every PGA tour event serves alchoholic beverages to it's members and to the fans at the tournaments. Has The PGA finally realized that it's hypocritical to serve beer on the course, in the clubhouse, and sometimes even in the broadcast booth yet not allow the brewer of this diabolical potion to sponsor a tournament? Probably not, but...Hello Recession, Hello "Budweiser Open!"
What we absolutely don't want to see is anything along the lines of "The Viagra or Ciallis Open". It's easy explaning to the kids while watching a commerical the meaning of "This Bud's for you". Far more difficult is explaining why you have to call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours. Full story.
GOING FOR IT: TIN CUP
THE BENNY HILL SHOW!: (Benny's wife cheats on him while he's golfing. He keeps his priorities straight though.)
TAXES AND TEA PARTIES: (Very cool whether you agree or not....we agree BTW.)
THE GOOD 'OL DAYS: (Nicklaus & Palmer, 1965 British Open) photo courtesy www.raregolfpictures.com
Comment: Hello. what a great website you have. I just saw the new picture you posted of Jack and Arnie. AMAZING. I sure hope that you will be putting up a bunch more old classic photos. I am going to forward your website to all my golfing buddys who suck at golf.
Bill, "a happy golfer."
ISAG: Thanks Bill! Yes, we plan to make the "Good 'Ol Days" a weekly feature. Thanks for the comment.
Monday May 25th, 2009
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!
TODAY'S MODEL GOLFER: Kim Smith
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PAC MAN ON THE LOOSE. (there is a brief scene on a golf course, so we thought what the heck.)
Real-Life Pac Man Terrorizes People - Watch more Funny Videos
BIG JOHN FINALLY HAS A GOOD REASON TO WEAR CRAZY-LOUD PANTS: (a tribute to Amy Mickelson's cancer fight.) full story.
REMEMBER OUR FALLEN HEROES
Susan Boyle Does It Again on Britain's Got Talent:
Sunday May 24, 2009
Who has "the stones" to distract PGA pro Rory Sabbatini on the course?...this kangaroo just might.
JOKE OF THE DAY:
Two golfers are killing some time waiting to hit at the first tee. Golfer one says,"I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife.'' Golfer two says, "Nice trade."
Saturday May 23, 2009
JOHN DALY: "Go Long Or Go Home" banned commercial for Maxfli. If you like John you'll love this. We did.
TOM HANKS EAT YOUR HEART OUT:
Friday May 22, 2009
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!
YANKEE DOODLE DANDY..James Cagney
Have a Happy and Safe Memorial Day Weekend! ("Don't forget to remember" the men and women who gave their lives for our country. God Bless America!
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THANK YOU.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
LPGA Golfer of the Week: ANNA RAWSON
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JUST FOR LAUGHS:
WHAT'S THE RULE? (ball up against trunk of very wide pine tree)
Your ball lands up against a large pine tree with a 12' spread of branches. Your opponent says you get 2 club lengths for an unplayable, but that would still leave you under the tree? Is he right?
RULE 28: Your options are:
Go back to where you last played.
Drop within 2 club lengths of where the ball lies now.
Drop as far back as you want, keeping the point where the ball lay between you and the hole.
All of these under penalty of 1 stroke. See Rule 28.
So he's kind of right. The tricky part of this rule is you don't get two clublengths from the nearest point of relief, which a few of us here thought.
The best way to prepare for this scenario is to always play a very poplular brand golf ball and never mark your ball. If asked what you're playing say "Titliest" or "Top Flite"and "I don't remember the number". There's a good chance of finding some other poor saps lost ball from a prior group in the rough some where that you can claim as your own. Problem sovled. Badda Bing Badda Boom.
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