19th Hole Lounge
Thursday May 14, 2009
FAMILY GUY: Quagmire loses his temper on the golf course...Giggity!
MUSIC VIDEO OF THE DAY: Make The Girl Dance "Baby, Baby, Baby". Internet sensation...wonder why?
GET INTO THE GROOVE: (Madonna saw this coming back in the 80's!) USGA rules change will ban square grooves in 2010. If you want 'em better get 'em now. USAG announcement
FUNNY GOLF QUOTES:
You've just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. (Sam Snead)
Lay off for three weeks, and then quit for good. (advice from Sam Snead.)
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf -- it's almost a law. (H.G. Wells)
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. (Harry Varden...what grip do you think he used? Overlap?)
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. (Gardner Dickenson)
They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken. (Raymond Floyd.)
The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing. (Dave Hill)
They say "practice" makes perfect. Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection. (Henry Longhurst)
Golf Sucks!...wanna play another 9? (untold thousands.)
Comment?
ISAG GIRL OF GOLF NEEDS YOUR VOTE! (Jenny Sauer, one of our hottest and nicest Girl of Golf is in a contest for Smashbox Cosmetics. She could use your vote. Thanks all.
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(she's under "highest rated" and "model")
Wednesday May 13th, 2009
STRIP GOLF
ANIMALS BEHAVING BADLY
Animals robbing things very funny - Watch more Funny Videos
BOWLING VS. GOLF: (Another great video from "The Range" with comedian Bil Dwyer.)
FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "I didn't drive 2 1/2 hours to lay up!" (Chris Russo (the Mad Dog) to Mike Francessa of the Mike and the Mad Dog sports radio show in New York about his decision to go for the green in two with a pond in front. Chris proceeded to hit a career 3-wood that rolled into the pond. Mike now hosts the new show alone, "Miked Up" on WFAN and Chris is with Sirius Satellite radio on his own show, "Mad Dog Unleashed". Separate they're great, together they were the best sports show in the country.)
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MODEL GOLFER: (Michelle Hunziker)
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Tuesday May 12th, 2009
HAS TIGER LOST THE EYE OF THE TIGER? (Brian Murphy of Yahoo Sports raises the surprising question.)Article
Top 50 Teaching Pro and ISAG contributor Barry Goldstein's take:
I believe the intricacies of the game just take a little time to get back, and with his 8 month layoff, those little things are slightly off.
I definitely do not believe his swing coach has anything to do with it...whether it is a Harmon, a Haney or me, a Goldstein, Tiger Woods would be Tiger Woods. He was a star when Harmon got him, and when Haney got him. He would win with someone who never played golf as his swing coach. He is just that good. Tiger only needs Tiger.
I will bet my last dollar, that as soon as a little star shifts, and the stars are all aligned again Tiger regains his domination and Mr. Jack Nicklaus' record in majors shall fall.
Tiger is the greatest athlete in the world, and has had little cold stretches before. I think the American media is ridiculous, as most of them have never worn a jockstrap or played in a stroke play golf tournament in their lives. They have no idea how difficult a game any professional sport really is. I can tell you, as a person who has played a lot of golf tournaments, including being in the same field as Tiger Woods in some amateur events...the other PGA Tour players are awesome golfers! If Tiger is a little off, there are 200 other studs capable of winning every time they tee it up
So, give Mr. Tiger Woods a little time. He will be the man and dominate again. I am sure of it.
ISAG take: We still can't get over Tiger saying no to Jessica Simpson.
DONALD TO THE RESCUE. (Miss California is still Miss California, Donald Trump proclaimed today. "The Donald" didn't get to be "The Donald" by making bad business decisions. Good job D. Full story
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TREE FELLING IS AN ART
Tree removal, $1000...Video camera $500, laughing after a tree falls on your neighbors house while you were video taping ...Priceless.
Tree Removal Company Fails - Watch more Funny Videos
JESSICA SIMPSON ASKS TIGER FOR LESSONS: (Tiger said no!.. C'mon Tiger, help a hot girl out.) Full story
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Monday May 11th, 2009
"LIKE A DOG MEOWING" Simon Cowell.
CRISTIE KERR wins Michelob Ultra Open. Full story
Cristie's biggest accomplishment may have been her biggest loss! Cristie, 5' 4" tall, went from more than 180 pounds to 125, going from a size 16 down to a size 4! Full Story by Cristie Kerr.
(Rollover image above for before and after!)
CRISTIE KERR NOW....Yowza!
JUST FOR LAUGHS:
YOUTUBE SENSATION: Man complaining his pizza has no topping s...until he realizes he's opened it upside down.
Sunday May 10th, 2009
Golf analyst David Feherty criticized over joke about Nancy Pelosi and Osama Bin Laden.
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CBS Sports golf analyst David Feherty came under sharp criticism Saturday for a joke he wrote in a Dallas magazine article that suggested American soldiers would be just as likely to knock off House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Leader Harry Reid as they would Osama bin Laden. Full Story...
ISAG take: He's right.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!
TIGER WOODS & FAMILY: (Wife Elin, daughter Sam Alexis, son Charlie Axel, Tiger, and pets Yogi and Taz.) more pics.
"MOM"
GOLFERS AND THEIR MOTHER'S: by Leitta Meinen BellaOnline golf editor.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!
Thanks Theo Sparks website
Saturday May 9th, 2009
PHOTO OF THE WEEK: "Cart Paths Only"
Gotta great golf photo? Send it in here!
YOU REALLY CAN'T SEE THIS ENOUGH. (Tiger Woods amazing chip at 2005 Masters.)
CAN'T FIND YOUR BALLS? (these people found them in some strange places.)
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...both dog and snake were fine after surgery to remove the golf balls. The same can't be said for the tree however. Dog Story. Snake Story. Tree Story.
Looks like a Top Flite!
HOT GOLF: Actress Diora Baird
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