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Saturday July 3rd, 2010
HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE 4TH OF JULY!
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Thursday July 1st, 2010
HAPPY CANANDA DAY! ...aye?
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Tuesday June 29th, 2010
More Truism's and One Liners...
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them how to walk and talk. The next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. (Bush?)
My mother never realized the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
If I agreed with you, then we’d both be wrong.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a camp fire?
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
God made the shinbone to help us find furniture in a dark room.
Crowded elevators smell different to very short people.
God loves stupid people, that's why he made so many.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Sunday June 27th, 2010
THE GOOD 'OL DAYS(1967): Jack Nicklaus wins his second U.S. Open, four strokes ahead of runner-up Arnold Palmer. Nicklaus' 275 total betters the previous tourney record set by Ben Hogan in 1948. Watch Jack's Driver swing about 1/2 way into this clip. Tell me this guy couldn't Rip It ala Tiger, just a mightly woosh.
MORE ANGRY GOLFERS: We've all been there. (The line at the end..."I guess I'll go next." is classic.
Thanks Brad S. for submitting!
LIGHTEN UP:
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Golfer's Bachelor Pad |
Don't worry Sergio, nobody's watching. |
Just A Joke:
A golfer was in big trouble when he forgot
his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him; "Tomorrow there better
be something in the driveway for me that goes
zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package
in the driveway. She opened it and found a
brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been
set for Saturday at his favorite golf course.
Funny and Famous Golf Quotes:
"When Nicklaus plays well, he wins. When he plays badly, he finishes second. When he plays terribly, he finishes third." Johnny Miller
"Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you
are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close
to having a perfect golf swing." Ben Hogan
Tom Kite backs off the shot.
"I think he may have felt some wind from his rear." Dave Marr (announcing at the Masters )
Jimmy Demaret was as famous for his wit as his golf talent.
He once quipped teasing Bob Hope:
"He has a wonderful short game...unfortunately it is off the tee"
And his infamous remark to Johnny Carson on his golf swing:
"If I were you, I'd lay off for a couple of weeks then quit"
Tuesday June 22nd, 2010
POLITCS OF GOLF:
The Plumb-Bob Method: The key appears to be to get these 20 footers to within "one putt away". A wider angle lens is advisable for future tips.
Monday June 21st,2010
FIRST DAY OF SUMMER!
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COMMENT: June 21, 2010: "Best Golf Site Ever!" Evan, S.C
Sunday June 20th, 2010
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NOW LIVE ON THIS GREEN, THE BEATLES! (that was supposed to be Ed Sullivan btw.)
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
Tuesday June 15th, 2010
US OPEN: PGA Power Rank vs. Official Betting Line (Top 10 Favorites to Win this weeks U.S. Open Golf Championship.)
Official Las Vegas Betting Line Top 10: |
Official PGA Tour Power Rank Top 10: |
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Phil Mickleson (tie w/Tiger) Tiger Woods Lee Westwood Ernie Els Padraig Harrington Rory Mcllory Jim Furyk Dustin Johnson Ian Pouter Steve Stricker |
Lee Westwood Jim Fuyrk Phil Mickelson Luke Donald K.J. Choi Dustin Johnson Graemme McDowel Nick Watney Tiger Woods Ernie Els |
ISAG Comment: What do you trust to better predict the U.S. Open Champion? The PGA Power Rank, or the Las Vegas Betting Line? I've personally watched too many football games that these guys had the spread dead on to second guess them. We also like Tiger and Phil 1 and 2. So yes, we're going with the book-makers on this one. I mean seriously, are you going to really put Tiger Woods at #9 with a straight face? Our dark-horse pick this week....Zach Johnson.
Monday June 14th, 2010
GOLF VS. GULF: President Obama squeezes in 4 rounds of golf in first 33 days after Gulf Oil disaster... has yet to find time to meet with BP head. Full picture timeline from Politipage.com
JUST A JOKE:
Sandy was vacuuming the bedroom one day when she hit something under the bed. When she pulled it out, she was amazed to find a box with nine golf balls and $25,000 in cash inside. When her husband came home, she called him up to the bedroom. "Honey, what's with the box I found under the bed with nine golf balls and $25,000 in it?"
The man looked at the floor and replied sheepishly, "Well Honey, that's my "bad sex" box. Every time we've had sex that wasn't so good I put a golf ball in there."
"That's sick", she replied, "but being married 25 years I guess 9 balls is pretty darn good! But what about the $25,000?
The husband again looked down and replied, "Whenever I get a dozen I sell them."
OUR IDEA OF SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING:
Sunday June 13th, 2010
LADIES TEE:
Wednesday June 9th, 2010
TIGER WOODS' NEW COMMERCIAL: at least it's better than the last one.
Sunday June 6th, 2010
COMING SOON TO ISAG! The Girls of Playboy Golf exclusive photos from the latest Playboy Golf Scramble tourney! Look for it this week!
18 Beautiful Girls, 1 for each hole! The way golf was meant to be played. (exclusive photo from PlayboyGolf.com. Not to be copied without written permission from PlayboyGolf.com. SO STOP RIGHT CLICKING! ;0)
Comment 6/06/2010 - Great shot! Can't wait to see more! Excellent website! Josh, Ohio
Sunday June 6th, 2010
SOME THINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN GOLF:
We used to have a little widget here that shows the GULF OIL SPILL LIVE FEED and live ticker for number of gallons spilled. We moved it to the forum here, if you'd like to see it. We had to move it because the sound automatically comes on when this page is opened and people at work find that can be problematic.
Tuesday June 1st, 2010
THE GREATEST ON WHETHER TIGER WILL BREAK HIS RECORD:
1st DAY OF SUMMER JUNE 21st!
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Monday May 31st, 2010
WHAT TIGER REALLY WANTED TO SAY: (Warning: Explicit Language and Sexual Content.)
Now we know you'll watch!
REMEMBER
Monday May 24th, 2010
USEFUL TIPS AND SUGGESTIONS TO GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR ROUND OF GOLF:
When teeing off, don't forget to shout "Fore!" for some reason.
Determine the angle at which you should putt by crouching low to the ground and pointing your club in the direction of the hole. This is one of the many shrewd techniques that makes golf such a thrilling game to watch.
For maximum golfing fun, get yourself a high-tech golf bag that shoots your clubs out automatically and plays Journey's "Any Way You Want It" at the touch of a button.
To get the most out of a Sunday afternoon on the golf course, be trapped in a loveless marriage to a shrill, clothes-obsessed witch you can't stand to be around.
more tips from "The Onion.com"...
Sunday May 23rd, 2010
HITTING FROM THE LADIES TEE:
Notice: Our bartender's are often hung over on Sunday. Out of respect please keep it down. ...The Mgt.
Friday May 21st, 2010
CAN YOU FIND A YOUNG JACK NICKLAUS?
Thursday May 20th, 2010
FUNNY GOLF VIDEO: Warning, some explicit language. But with an English accent it really doesn't sound quite as vulgar somehow.
"Gorgeous Girls Golfing": Great gallery from our friends at Co-Ed Magazine.
View full gallery from CO-ED Magazine. (opens in new window)
NOW IN OUR PRO SHOP! Our hottest seller on sale in our pro shop! $34.95. Check it out.
Monday May 17th, 2010
YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP INTO THE LOUNGE: This gal just wanted to congratulate us on our big Scramble Tourney Victory last week! Thanks "P".
I labeled me to avoid confusion. I'm the hot one on the LEFT.
Friday May 14th, 2010
More angry golfers...
FRIDAY NIGHT IS LADIES NIGHT IN THE LOUNGE:
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