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Saturday May 8th, 2010
YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHIRT...
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See them in our Store! BRAND NEW!
Friday May 7th, 2010
GOLF AS IT SHOULD BE:
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Tuesday May 4th, 2010
THESE GALS ARE GOOD, REAL GOOD.
Monday May 3rd, 2010
NEW ISUCKATGOLF PRODUCTS now available in our Zazzle Store! Check it out! Pick your colors and style. Men's and Women's, with more edgy golf gear in the works. Click to visit our store and see our new products!
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Thursday April, 29th, 2010
SOLDIERS SUPRISE HOMECOMINGS! Warning, this could make you cry. Awesome!
Sunday April 25th, 2010
LADIES NIGHT ON SUNDAY!
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Friday April 23rd, 2010
JUST A JOKE:
SIGN POSTED AT LOCAL GOLF COURSE:
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. KEEP A LOSE GRIP
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO
10.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES
VERY GOOD. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF
The Laws Of Golf
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.
LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round golf. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
LAW 3: The more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.
LAW 4: If a golf ball bounces off a tree and back into play the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.
LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more likely he is to offer swing advice.
LAW 7: Every par-three hole has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.
LAW 8: Topping your opening drive is the most painful torture known to man.
LAW 9: You will never be near a shelter when it starts to rain.
LAW 10: Your ball will always go right where you aimed it when you're playing a draw.
LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse.
LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group.
LAW 13: Belly putters are a Scarlet Letter that you are a lousy putter.
LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water.
LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.
LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated into "ha ha."
LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.
LAW 18: If someone mentions you are having a good round you will muff the next shot.
LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.
LAW 20: "Cart path only" rules are valid only until sunset.
Saturday April 17th, 2010
WE HIRED A NEW GREENSKEEPER
Friday April 16th, 2010
JERRY RICE DROPS BALL IN PRO GOLF DEBUT: The former great wide receiver for the San Francisco 49ers tries his hand at pro golf on the Nationwide Tour. An opening round 83 was good for 153rd out of 155 golfers on day one. Maybe he should see if Joe Montana would caddy for him!
Jerry's round one scorecard.
Full story from Bloomberg.com
Tuesday April 13th, 2010
THOUGHT THIS LITTLE AVATAR WAS PRETTY COOL. Didn't know exactly where I could use it, so I stuck her in here! She talks, press play.
Monday April 12th, 2010
CONGRATS PHIL MICKELSON! Here's Phil telling a pretty funny joke...
Sunday April 11th, 2010
POLL TIME!
Comment?Friday April 9th, 2010
TIGER WOOD COMMERCIAL: Sorry Tiger, you brought this one on yourself. ;0)
See an even funnier spoof and the original in our free live forum!
FRIDAY IS LADIES NIGHT IN THE LOUNGE(Poolside): These ladies arrived in their Master's green.
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Thursday April 8th, 2010
JUST A JOKE:
The Perfect Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed and driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball."
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, you don't stand a chance of hitting her from here."
A HOLE BEHIND:
A man went to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting.When he arrived at his Motel, he found he had a lot of time before the meeting so he got the directions for a nearby golf course from the clerk .While playing on the front nine, he thought over his impending speech and became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.He walked up to her, explained the situation and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
He thanked her and went back to his golf.On the back nine the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request.
She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.He finished his round and went into the club house where he saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?"
She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."
"No I wouldn't."
"Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell women's sanitary napkins."
She said, "See I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at" he replied, "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole behind you!"
Sunday April 4th, 2010
WHAT DO YOU WANT IN YOUR EASTER BASKET?
Saturday April 3rd, 2010
WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY EASTER!
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Friday April 2nd, 2010
TIGERS' TEACHER LAWYER'S UP! ...OVER TIGER'S TALE THAT HE WAS TIED TO A TREE AND CALLED RACIAL SLURS AS A KID AND HIS TEACHER DID NOTHING. (the question no one asks is if Tiger liked being tied up. hmmm. )
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Comment?Wednesday March 31st, 2010
DIORA BAIRD GOLF COURSE MAXIM PHOTO-SHOOT:
Tuesday March 30th, 2010
JOSELYN JAMES TELLS ALL TO FOX NEWS' HERALDO RIVERA! And she intends to be at the Masters!
Sunday March 28th, 2010
WHAT'S HOT ON TWITTER? (Hint: Don't mess with Lady Gaga.) There is supposed to be a "what's hot twitter gadget here, not just our little twitter thing. If it's not here they're having issues. Sorry 'bout that.
Saturday March 27th, 2010
MORE GOLF TRUISMS:
All forms of wildlife on a golf course are there for the express purpose of pissing you off.
Bunkers have a habit of rushing out to meet your ball.
Curly, downhill, left-to-right putts are usually followed by curly, uphill, right-to-left putts.
A delicate pitch shot over a bunker is usually followed by a delicate sand shot from that same bunker.
During the first round with a brand new set of clubs you will always have to play at least one shot off hard-pan.
If there is one solitary tree located on a hole your ball will usually nestle right behind it.
If someone tells you that you have a chance to win the tournament it will immediately trigger a string of double-bogeys.
If you help someone find his ball in the woods it's often unplayable. If he finds it on his own it's often with a clear shot to the green.
If you have difficulty meeting new people, try picking up someone else's golf ball.
HOT GOLF GIRL, CRAZY OLD GUY, AND A LETCH:
CLICHEZ:
FRIDAY NIGHT WAS LADIES NIGHT IN THE LOUNGE: We let these in...
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