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Thursday February 11th, 2010
SICK OF THE SNOW YET? Time Lapse snow accumulation in Washington D.C.
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Monday February 8th, 2010
JUST FOR LAUGHS:
Friday February 5th, 2010 (TGIF!)
FAMOUS GOLF QUOTES:
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~ Sam Snead
I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
~ George Brett
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
~ Jim Murray
The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie..
~ Mickey Mantle
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them
~ Kevin Costner
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par..
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Brian Weis
Swing hard in case you hit it.
~ Dan Marino
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
~ Lord Robertson
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
~ Jack Benny
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
~ Ben Hogan
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best
~ Jack Nicklaus
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
~ H G Wells
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf..
~ Bob Hope
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
~ Henny Youngman
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball..
~ Jack Lemmon
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work..
~ Lee Trevino
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
~ Lee Trevino
Courtesey Rob, Theo Spark Website
Wednesday February 3rd, 2010
We'll Drink To That:
Tuesday February 2nd, 2010
GOLF JOKE OF THE DAY: "Killer Slice"
A guy is teeing off on a 300 yard dogleg to the left. The tee box is on top of a hill overlooking a freeway, out of bounds consisting of a river of commuters. He produces an epic slice which finds the forehead of some guy in the fast lane driving a convertible, resulting in teethhairandeyes all over the concrete for a space of a half-mile.
Cop shows up, works his way through the carnage to the front, and finds some ol' boy crawling out of the bar ditch holding up a Titleist in one hand and pointing up the hill with the other to where some guy with a Big Bertha stands looking over the scene below. The constable goes roaring up the hill hollering "What the hell do you think you're doing,"
to which the bemused linkster responds,
"Well, ...I think I'm still not releasing fully with my right hand....."
Badoomp-boomp
Sent in by "Rob", Thanks Rob!
Sunday January 31st, 2010
LADIES OF THE 19th HOLE LOUNGE: Saturday Night was a good night in the lounge.
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Friday January 29th, 2010
ANOTHER CHEATER ON TOUR? MICKELSON!??
Full story from Yahoo Devil Ball Golf
Thursday January 28th, 2010
Conan, Letterman, Leno et all on Tiger Woods: (ok, we're getting a little Tiger-tired by now too. But you try to find funny golf stuff in January!)
Sunday January 24th, 2010
LET'S GO JETS!
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Saturday January 23rd, 2010
FIND THE HIDDEN TIGER: Tiger has been pretty good at hiding out, so far just one blurry photo at a sex rehab clinic that may or may not be him. Can you find the hidden tiger in this picture? (not the obvious one!) Click to Enlarge and Good Luck!
Friday January 22nd, 2010
THE DOCTOR IS IN:(Very short, very funny, kinda dirty.) "Hey, isn't that the guy from the Verizon commercials?"
FRIDAY NIGHT IS LADIES NITE IN THE LOUNGE, ...and it's a stellar night.
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Thursday January 21, 2010
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK! Jack Nicklaus turns 70 today! We think the greatest golfer of all time.
JOKE OF THE DAY: Cheaters
Lee and Gary head out to the golf course for a quick nine holes. On the first tee, Lee turns to Gary and says, "What do you say we make this time worth something. Play you for $5?" Gary agrees, and they start their rounds.
It's a great game, and the two lifelong friends reach the No. 9 tee box with Gary ahead by one stroke. After Lee hits a great drive, right down the middle, Gary steps up and promptly hooks a ball into deep rough and trees.
"C'mon," Gary says to Lee, "help me find my ball. I'll look in this patch of trees, and you look around over there."
They look and look and look, but no ball can be found. The five-minute time limit on searching for lost balls is about to run out. Gary gets desperate. He gives a quick glance over to Lee to see if he is looking, then swiftly reaches into his pocket and drops a new ball into the rough.
"Found my ball!" Gary shouts out triumphantly.
Lee looks at his friend with great disappointment. "After all the years we've been friends," Lee says, "you'd cheat me at golf for a measly five bucks?"
"What do you mean cheat?" Gary asks indignantly. "I found my ball sitting right here!"
Lee lets out a heavy sigh. "And you'd lie to me, too? All for a tiny little sum of money? You'd cheat me and lie to me, for what? For five bucks? I can't believe you'd stoop so low."
"Well what makes you so sure I'm cheating and lying, anyway?" Gary asks.
"Because," Lee replies, "I've been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!"
Tuesday January 19th, 2010
Unusually warm currents... off the Florida Coast have caused Tiger Sharks to come in very close to shore.
Monday January 18th, 2010
Best Beer Commercial Ever:
Sunday January 17th, 2010
SUNDAY IS "WEAR YOUR JET'S GREEN" DAY IN THE LOUNGE! J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!
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PLAY "TIGER'S TRANSGRESSIONS!" Help Tiger silence the mistresses by hitting them with a well placed T-shot! Take too long and they'll make it to the press! Fun game.
CLICK TO PLAY
Saturday January 16th, 2010
$50,000 100 foot putt..."Unbelievable"!
Tuesday January 12th, 2010
IT WORKED FOR TOOTSIE!
PHIL MICKELSON: The Backwards Pitch
Monday January 11th, 2010
RANDOM FAMILY GUY: "Cool Whip"
CAPTION THIS: Send us your best caption by clicking the comment link and e-mailing us. We'll post the entries below and the winner will receive an ISUCKATGOLF T-shirt!
READERS ENTRIES:
1. "Great, now I'm going to have to hold the trophy in this position all the way to the car!" Louis, Knoxville Tn.
2. "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." Craig S. Fl.
3. "Can you ladies keep a secret?" R.K. Texas
4. "For this coin, you gals are gonna do all that. Done !" Rob.M. New Jersey
5. "Who wants to help me carry a giant sized check back to my hotel room?" L.D.
6. Tiger's barely able to conceal his excitement with his trophy. Len. R
CONGRATULATIONS LOUIS! (entry #1) We've chosen your entry as the best and your ISUCKATGOLF Rip It shirt is on it's way!
Pulitzer Prize winning author Buzz Bissinger: Comments on Tiger the man, the new Vanity Fair photos and more... (with the name "Buzz", he had no choice but to be a Writer....or Space Ranger.)
PROFILING AT AIRPORTS? YES OR NO?
IS TIGER PROMISCOUS? WHAT EXACTLY IS PROMISCOUS ANYWAY? Luckily the lovely Marina from "Hot For Words" has the answer.
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