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Wednesday January 6th, 2010
TIGER ON ELLEN DEGENERES: We mean on the show of course. Even if Tiger made a move on Ellen we're pretty sure he wouldn't get very far... ;0)
COMING TO NEWSTANDS SOON!: Nice hat. full story in the Daily News.
WILL FERREL ACCEPTING THE AWARD FOR TIGER WOODS...very funny!
Sunday January 3rd, 2010
NEW YEARS EVE WAS LADIES NIGHT IN THE LOUNGE. These gals were able to deal with some really lame pick up lines with some clever comeback lines of their own! Check 'em out below and share them with your sisters and gal pals!
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Comebacks for Lame Pickup Lines.....
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Friday January 1st, 2010
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Tuesday December 29th, 2009
WORST DECADE EVER!
REVISED ADDITION
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TOTALLY USELESS FACTS:
In golf, a 'Bo Derek' is a score of 10.
The drummer for ZZ Top (the only one without a beard) is named Frank Beard.
Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf.
Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P".
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother.
There are a million ants for every person on Earth.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
Michael Jordan made more money from Nike annually than every Nike factory worker in Malaysia combined.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z.
You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
Saturday December 26th, 2009
WORKOUT WITH ZUZANA FROM BODYROCK TV:
CHECK OUT OUR NEWEST EXPERT, OR "SEXPERT", THE LOVELY STELLA VIDAL!
Friday December 25th, 2009 (MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!)
VERY FUNNY!
Thursday December 24th, 2009
MERRY CHRISTMAS!... FROM THE ISUCKATGOLF ELF-ETTES!
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Wednesday December 23rd, 2009
AVATAR? No thanks, I'd rather 'avaroot canal: Scathing review of the "Worst picture ever?"
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Short Review: "I want to put this as plainly as I can. This film is so uniquely awful that it should be legal for me to enslave and neuter any movie critic who gives it a positive review. They should be forced to do my yard work and clip my toenails." Full Review by Good News Film Reviews |
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I know what movie I'm going to see Christmas Night!
A VERY MANLY CHRISTMAS TO US ALL!
Tuesday December 22nd, 2009
COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!
Saturday December 19th, 2009
I THOUGHT BAD BOYS GOT COAL FOR CHRISTMAS?
FRIDAY NIGHT WAS LADIES NIGHT! HERE ARE THE GALS THAT DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY THE $3 COVER.
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12/21/09- Anthony S. " I was at the 19th Hole Lounge Friday night and didn't see any of these babes! It was a sausage fest!
ISAG response- Anthony, I think you accidentally went into the bar directly across the street from ours...."The 20th Hole Lounge". Yes, you won't find many ladies there. ;0)
ACTOR HUGH GRANT ON LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID LETTERMAN: Hugh talks about his obsession with golf. Quite funny and worth suffering through the short commercial on the player.
Thursday December 17th, 2009
TIGER VS. JACK, HAS THE DEBATE CHANGED FOREVER? interesting article by Tim Rosaforte of Golf World. Full story opens in new window.
See our own comparison done late last year. TIGER VS. JACK
Wednesday December 16th, 2009
TIGER WOODS' MISTRESS COMMEMORATIVE PLATE COLLECTION:
COMING SOON TO GIRLS OF GOLF!: We're all backed up with gorgeous Caddy Girls!!!! Meet Alex Hayes, Jenna Jamison (with an " i " !), and Martina Urbancova! 3 of our hottest Girls of Golf yet! Full galleries coming soon to Girls of Golf!
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Alex Hayes
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Jenna Jamison
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Martina Urbancova
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