19th Hole Lounge
Monday October 5th, 2009
NOT YOUR GRANDMOTHERS ACCORDIAN: Let's see Eddie Van Halen try this!
Wednesday September 30th, 2009
POTTY PUTTER: No time to practice your putting? No more excuses.
Comment 9/30/09: I ordered one of these from your store for a birthday gag gift for my dad, he loved it and it got a great laugh and some applause when he opened it! Steve O. South Carlolina
Tuesday September 29th, 2009
GOLF CART POLICE CHASE:
Monday September 28th, 2009
MORE X-RATED GOLF JOKES!:
2 Minutes Late
Frank joined a threesome; and as he'd had a very successful day he was invited back the next day for a game at 8 a.m.
"Look fellers, I'd sure like to play," said Frank, "but I could be two minutes late!"
Next morning he showed up right on time, played another lovely round but this time he played every stroke left-handed. Again, he was invited to join the threesome at 8 a.m. the following day.
"Sure, I'll be here," said Frank, "but remember I could be late, but it will only be a couple of minutes!"
"We'll wait," one of the golfers assured him. "But by the way, could you explain something that's been mystifying us all. Yesterday you played right-handed and today you played left-handed. Obviously you're proficient at both so how do you decided which way to play.'
"Ah well," Frank answered, "when I wake up in the morning, if my wife's lying on her right side, I play right-handed and if she's lying on her left side, I play left-handed. Simple as that."
"But what if she's lying on her back?"
"That's when I'm two minutes late!"
PAR FOR THE HOLE
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession
to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods the golfer?"
"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the
husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" says the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry. I was going to call room service and get some
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his
wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"What are you doing?" she says.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife
one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to
the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!"
IT STILL HURTS
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: Please allow me to help.
I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me she told him earnestly.
Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes, he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him: How does that feel? To which he replied: It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.
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Tuesday September 22nd, 2009
HOT FOR WORDS: "Golf Answers"
Comment 00/22/09 "Didn't hear a word she said and I watched it twice!" posted by Len Z.
Monday September 21st, 2009
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM GOLF CLIP: Larry David suspects that the local weatherman is predicting rain just so he can have the golf course to himself. This is great!
Friday September 18th, 2009
$1,000,000 HOLE IN ONE!: Nice shot.
Wednesday September 16th, 2009
ATTACK OF THE SHOW's TOP 10 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF SPORTS: LPGA Pro Natlie Gulbis made the cut at #9! If Natalie is 9th can you imagine what #1 looks like? ;0)
Tuesday September 15th, 2009
AMAZING COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAY: We originally posted the amazing final second touchdown of this past weekend by the Denver Broncos against the Bengals, but the NFL kept having the clip removed from the source, so we finally gave up. This one is better anyway!
Saturday September 12, 2009
GOPHERS AND SHARKS:
Friday September 11th, 2009
ISAG "RULES OF GOLF" CHANGES:
A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled into the rough with no penalty. A golfer should not be penalized for tall grass which ground keepers failed to mow.
A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree. This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game. The golfer must estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the tree and play the ball from there.
There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else, making it a stolen ball. The player is not to compound the felony by charging himself or herself with a penalty.
If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped. The law of gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf.
Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in. This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the hole. No one wants to make a travesty of the game.
There is no penalty for so-called "out of bounds." If penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur. The golfer deserves an apology, not a penalty.
There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as golf balls should float. Golfers should not be penalized for manufacturers' shortcomings.
Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved by purchasing new golf equipment. Since this is financially impractical for many golfers, one stroke per hole may be subtracted for using older equipment.
Please advise all your golfing friends of these important ISAG rule changes and carry a copy with you at all times to refer to with non-ISAG readers.
Wednesday September 8th, 2009
THE AMAZING DAVID BLAINE:
Tuesday September 7th, 2009
FUNNY VIDEO OF THE DAY: Charlize Theron gets the business from Zach Galifianakis in the latest installment of his talk show Between Two Ferns. She's a good sport and gets him back in the end...
TWIN TOWERS, 9/11, A FIRST HAND ACCOUNT: With another anniversary of 9/11 coming this Friday we found this story on the "STORMBRINGER" blog and thought it was appropriate to remember. Not the normal fun stuff we normally shoot for here, but very riveting. For better or worse it brings back that hellish feeling the world had on that day. Read article...
BRIDE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HUSBANDS' "ELMER J. FUDD" READING OF THEIR VOWS!: Nothing to do with golf, just very funny.
Sunday September 6th 2009
ISAG'S FAVORITE 14 YEAR OLD GOLFING PHENOM STILL PLAYING ON SUNDAY IN CHAMPIONS TOUR EVENT!: Our own Carly Ray Goldstein is teamed with former PGA Tour great and now Champions Tour pro Andy North in the WallMart First Tee Open Championship!
Playing well despite the pressure, Carly Ray's contributed to her team with 3 birdies, including a 3 footer on the famed 18th hole at Pebble Beach yesterday!
Just 5 shots back at 9 under, "Team Carly" will tee it up at 11:54 Pebble Beach time!(PST) With 68 tournaments under her belt already, and Andy North still in the hunt for the men's individual title, Team Carly may be in position to steal this one on Sunday!
Watch it live on the Golf Channel today!
GOOD LUCK CARLY!
Friday September 4th, 2009
VIJAY'S "HOLE IN ONE" SKIPPING THE WATER: This was an exhibition/competition but is still pretty amazing.
THE FASTEST MULLIGAN EVER:
HOW TO NOT SUCK AT LIFE:
Wednesday September 2nd, 2009
VERY CUTE 30 SECOND GOLF SONG: Pretty much describes what we do every weekend! (if the girls who did this can do it again, and yell "Visit I Suck At Golf .net" at the end we'll send them both Rip It T-shirts! Yes, we'll send them to the Netherlands!)
Comment 9/3/09: "Love girls from the Netherlands! Fun stuff, thanks for posting."
NOTHING TO DO WITH GOLF: Have trouble navigating the local "circle" or "round-about"? Check out this intersection in India!
COMING SOON TO GIRLS OF GOLF!: Model/golfer, "The body", Jacey Wyatt!
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