SHUT UP!
By ISAG Angry Writer-Dave Rogers
You know what really tees me off?, “Loud Talkers”.
You know the boobs we're talking about. They appear in their golf cart from seemingly out of nowhere while you're trying to tee off. They're talking loudly about their usual and favorite subject, themselves, and can be heard from way too far away.
As they pull up to where you're trying to hit they'll occasionally slow their cart so "not to disturb you", but they might as well pull right up onto the tee box as loud as they're yapping!
Listen Pals, have a little consideration for other golfers and shut the hell up for a few seconds! People waiting to tee off don’t want to hear whatever it is you're constantly talking about, and it's a safe bet you're playing partner's don't want to hear it either. They're just too polite to say anything to your face, saving the discussion of your incessant jabbering for later when you're not around and they can get a word in edgewise.
The only time you seem to be at a loss for words is when the beer cart girl drives by and it's your turn to buy.
There's a fine line between having an outgoing personality and being a dill-weed.
"It's your honor, Dill."
