THE LONE RANGER

submitted by "Patches" (July 08)

Yes, course marshals really can get under my collar. You know who they are, those guys/girls who drive "backwards" around the course pretending to be your friend. For the most part all they're doing is scoring some free rounds of golf in exchange for their time.

Specifically what really tees me off is when they park their cart in front of you and wait for you hit your next golf shot. It doesn't help if you try to wave them up and past you .........they'll still just sit in their cart, smiling away, knowing they are the probable cause of your soon to be errant shot. Why an errant shot? Because you know they are there! It's distracting! They're screwing with the mental aspect of our game!

Mr./Ms. Marshal,  do us all a big favor and just keep moving (backwards) and get out of our way!, and thank you very much.........................!

 

ISAG BONUS COMMENT!

You know I never really thought of it, but this is so true. It's very distracting when they park their Ranger-mobile on the top of the hill and wait for you to hit. It's like at the driving range when you try to nail the cart picking up the balls. You're concentrating so much on where the cart is that you make a bad swing. Now the Beer Cart Girl cart is another story. They only upset me when they don't stop!